by Kasey Morton
Did you know that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced? It would be hard to miss this startling revelation screaming out at us in every tabloid, or semi-tabloid publication in the world. This story is being amply displayed in grocery stores, promising exciting revelations on just how screwed up their relationship was.
The original statement announcing their divorce was unintentionally amusing. Madonna’s spokespeople asked the media to respect her privacy. Yeah, right. It’s like throwing a juicy piece of meat into a kennel of dogs and asking them to ignore it. Celebrities of Madonna’s caliber don’t get to shut out the media when they’re going through a rough patch.